Upon arriving at the hotel Bron put
a sleepy Bounce to bed in Jake’s room. She left the
suite door open and went across the hall to find Mary.
Bron walked in and saw two extra bodies in the room.
“Gillian!” Bron yelled with excitement
and ran to hug her. “Leigh too, What are you guys
doing here?” Bron asked with glee.
“Howie and Bri said you were having
a big party and that we needed to be here,” Gillian
smirked at her.
“I’m so glad you guys are here.
Where’s Amy?” Bron looked around the room. “She
didn’t come, it’s over.” Bron grimaced a little hearing
Gillian’s answer. “That’s a shame, she went back
to him didn’t she?” She wasn’t surprised she knew
it was going to happen, she just was hoping it would
be after the party. As guilty as she felt, she needed
her friends to get her through this.
“Yes,” Gillian simply replied.
“Congratulations Bron,” Leigh smiled,
“Welcome to the family.”
Bron was tongue tied, “Thanks Leigh.”
“I’m so bored and I’m sick of work,”
“Let’s chat,” Gillian giggled.
Bron laughed at her, “You’re horny.”
“Yes I am, but not for too long,”
“Too bad Bron and Kevin can’t say
that,” Leigh joined in the conversation.
“Please I don’t want to talk about
what these mean people have done to us,” Bron groaned
“Let’s take this across the hall.
I don’t want to leave Bounce alone,” Bron walked out
and the three women followed.
The ladies were giggling away as
they raided the mini bar and fridge in the room.
Gillian looked at Bron, “Are you getting your tattoo
“I’m trying but A.J. won’t budge.
He thinks Kevin will kill him if he takes me.” Bron
dropped on the couch. “Mary could help but she won’t,”
“Kevin will be angry if you do Bron,”
Leigh said reinforcing A.J.’s earlier whine on why
“Well I’m big girl Leigh, it’s my
body and if I want one I’ll get one. I don’t need
Lurch’s permission,” Bron pouted.
Mary shot Leigh a look that said
drop it and she did. “So what have you been up to
Gillian?” Bron inquired.
“Not much, the girls miss you. They
haven’t heard from you. I told them you were out
of town working but I don’t know how much longer they
will buy that. You were always on and now they haven’t
heard from you in a month.” Gillian grinned.
“I’ll be back at my computer soon.
Tall, dark, and pissy still has my lap top hidden
away someplace and I haven’t found it yet. I’ll catch
up with them and explain what I can. Any new auctions?”
Bron grinned as she looked at Leigh with a smirk.
Gillian giggled, “Oh yeah, Nick won
again. Kevin was a close second though.”
Bron was watching Leigh. If Leigh
wanted to join the group she was more than welcome
but she had to understand and play by the girls rules.
“Poor Kev. I guess I don’t need to ask which part
fetched the most. Thor right?” Mary and Gillian
were laughing out right.
Leigh figured out what Thor was,
it wasn’t to hard and asked, “What did Brian go for?”
“I’m sorry Leigh but Brian is just
to innocent.” Bron smirked with her tongue in her
“You don’t know Brian,” Leigh flashed
a cover girl smiled.
“Are you now saying that Brian is
related to Kevin? You denied it before.” Bron snickered.
“Most definitely and now you are
joining the family,” Leigh chuckled.
“Let’s see the current topic of discussion
is FOB,” Gillian spoke and Mary laughed. Mary was
still chatting she had her laptop. Bron didn’t like
being on the outside looking in and asked right away
what it was.
“Feet On the Brain,” Gillian giggled.
Bron groaned, “They just never stop.”
“You’re just jealous because you’re
missing out,” Gillian laughed.
“So how big are Kev’s feet?” Gillian
barely got out as she was laughing.
“Very large,” came from the door,
which was quickly followed by Bron muttering a curse
The other ladies laughed out loud.
“Well they are Bron,” Anne grinned at her, making
matters worse. Bron blushed profusely. “May I join
you?” Anne asked.
Bron choked out, “Sure.”
“Well Bronwyn you didn’t answer the
question,” Leigh piped up. She was enjoying Bron’s
“Don’t embarrass Bron because I’m
here Leigh. Besides Kevin is very well endowed,”
“Oh God,” came out of Bron’s mouth,
while some of her beer came out of her nose. I can’t
believe she is talking about him this way. Bron grabbed
a tissue, to wipe her face. That must have looked
real lady like.
“You’re forgetting dear I changed
his diapers,” Anne chuckled getting into the conversation
even more. The girls were loving this. Kevin’s mom
was actually tormenting Bron worse then they ever
“Oh God,” came again out of her mouth
as Anne smirked at her. Anne thought no wonder Kevin
is so fascinated with her. Bron closed her eyes and
an image popped in her head.
“Don’t go there Bron,” Mary giggled
out loud at her expression. She was writing in her
head again and Mary knew it. “
I’m trying not too,” she laughed
nervously as she opened her eyes.
Anne rolled her eyes this time,
“Really girls do you really think that I think none
of you are having sex? I’m old not dead.”
“Some of us aren’t,” Gillian giggled
as she smirked at Bron.
“HA-HA! Gillian,” Bron said with
a pissy voice. Don’t even go there. I’m surviving
and Kevin is getting pissed off. I haven’t had a
decent nights sleep in a week, she mumbled to herself.
Everyone laughed at Bron. Anne went
and sat next to Bron. “Look at it this way, it will
make the next time so much more special,” she smiled.
Bron looked at Anne puzzled, “We’re
talking about Kevin here. It will be wham, bam, thank
you Ma’am. Lights out and snore.”
“Now you know that Kevin isn’t like
that Bron. He’s a very attentive lover,” Anne spoke
seriously to her ignoring the others in the room.
Bron’s eyebrows went up in shock,
“I’m not going to ask how you know that.”
“Well he is his father’s son,” Anne
winked at her.
Bron jumped up from the couch that
was it. “Please too much information,” she practically
Mary was laughing, Bron talking sex
with Kevin’s mom was just too much. Leigh and Gillian
sat silently waiting for what was coming next.
“Bron it may surprise you but I have
had sex. I gave birth to your Kevin and his brothers.
It wasn’t immaculate conception,” Anne added to Bron’s
“Please you’re torturing me here,”
Bron laughed as she handed Anne a drink.
“So what was Kevin’s dad like?”
Gillian asked. Mary knew better than to ask it, that
would just be rude. Besides Bron wasn’t giving any
details about what went on in their bedroom and she
knew Anne wouldn’t either. Bron shared when she wanted
too. On the other hand she didn’t know what Anne
“Oh well how is Howie?” Anne asked
Gillian with a straight face.
“Touché,” Mary proclaimed and ended
the conversation on that topic.
Gillian cleared her throat, “So who
has the biggest feet?’
“Kevin,” Bron and Anne chimed back.
The group chatted for hours about
everything from family to BSB, all girl talk. They
talked about sex of course. When it was good, when
it was bad, and how to make it even better. Anne
participated whole-heartedly enjoying the company
of the ladies. All names were left out to protect
the guilty and to make sure it didn’t show up in one
of Bron’s fics. Mary was watching and Bron wasn’t
missing one single detail.
Loud noises and some really jumbled
singing from the hallway interrupted the chat. “Okay
drunken singing. They’re back,” Bron laughed.
They could hear A.J. begin to sing
a very slurred version of Lay Down Beside Me. Mary
scrunched up her face trying to judge who was plastered
the most. The ladies sat and listened to the conversation.
They didn’t really know how loud they were being and
that their voices were carrying.
“Sing something else,” Kevin shouted
in the hallway.
“Why, It’s my favorite,” A.J. snorted.
“Cuz you got something to lay down
with. You assholes have been keeping us apart for
a week. You cut me off; I nailed my woman twice since
Chicago.” Kevin barked in a drunkards voice.
Bron eyes grew wide as she looked
at Anne, “He’s so smashed.” Bron was trying to apologize
for him to his mother.
“You’ll live Kev,” Tim laughed at
him. Anne sighed at least he was sober.
“Yeah what are ya gonna do when we
go on tour Train?” Nick garbled out.
“Rub one off boys,” Kevin laughed.
Anne stormed to the door, he’s making
an ass out of himself again. She jerked the door
open, “Hello boys.”
“Hi Mrs. R,” was returned to her
except for one very drunk and slurred, “Hi mama.”
Bron stepped out the door. There was Kevin hanging
off of his brother’s shoulders. If either of them
moved he would slam to the floor.
“Hi darlin’,” he smiled a stupid
smile at her and Bron laughed.
“Hi Master, have a good time did
we?” She giggled as she watched him fight to keep
his eyes from closing.
“Yep,” he nodded.
Anne sighed, Kevin should never drink
in public, he doesn’t know when to stop. “Let’s get
them to bed.”
“Oh good, come on darling time for
bed,” he snickered; now fighting to keep his head
up. Tim and Jerald really just wanted to drop him
to the floor like brothers would do. Anne looked
at both of them, “Don’t,” was the only thing she uttered
and they grinned back at her. “I’ll take of him.
Come on boys help me with your brother,” she sighed.
Kevin began to protest, “I don’t
want you Mama. I want my witch,” he pleaded with
her. Bron had to cover her face. Oh man he’s gonna
feel this one for a few days, please just go to bed,
“I know dear,” she replied calmly
as they headed down the hall.
“But Ma…” he whined.
“Shut up Kevin you’re making an ass
of yourself,” she scolded him.
Bron watched as the hall emptied.
Jake and Carlos were not as drunk but they were feeling
it and so was Stevie. Man I would love to have been
a fly on the wall with this group. Bron shut the
door and locked up as she watched the security team
head off to bed.
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